if my son is gay

son: mom... i'm gay

me: what was that?

son: i'm... gay

me: HA! KNEW IT!

son: wh...what?

husband: what's going on?

me: OUR SON'S GAY!

husband: oh god.

son: wait, is that okay?

husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...

me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

son: i—

me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT

son: that's great mom bu—

me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

husband: your mother has this thing about ga—

me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE

son: mom that really isn—

me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?

husband: shit

me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?

son: dad, what's going o—

me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS

husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—

me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE

son: i'm scared

husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen

me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG