February 2012
5 posts
Friend: Hey, have you seen this new show where blah blah blah... ?
Me: Yeah you know I don't really have time to watch new sho-
Friend: I believe one of the character is gay.
Me: WHAT? WHERE? WHO? WHERE CAN I SEE IT? GIMMMEEEE.
January 2012
32 posts
Reblog if your penis is huge.
One day, the ending will just say "Merlin" and not...
embraceyourpastyirishboy:
And when that happens, I don’t think my heart will be able to handle it. I might just cry the whole day. And probably go crazy.
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
December 2011
77 posts
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (Dream dangerously, everyone.)
“The relationship hasn’t been developed as such to know what role she will play...”
– Bradley James (x)
